Oh, my God.
...
Oh my God.

Okay....Oh, my GAWD.

So...life sucks.
I got scammed by some douchebag who went into my checking and savings accounts and wipped out EVERYTHING, then turned around and tried to take some MORE, so not only do I have no money, I have a $40.00 overdraft fee on my checking. BASTARDS.
I'm trying to file a fraud claim to get my money back, but this asswipe was so slick that it could take UP TO 90 DAYS, and they're not even sure I can get cleared. I may not be able to get my money back AT ALL. Also, I had three job interviews and was rejected for all of them because I DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH WORK EXPERIENCE TO GET MY FIRST JOB.
And, let's not forget, just the other day, I almost got my front bumper ripped off.....BY A COP. He just randomly decided that he wanted to get into my line and that I better move my ass out of it. Thing is, he didn't have his lights on before or during said situation, and HE WASN'T EVEN USING HIS TURN SIGNAL, so I was completely within the law. And I just barely got away without him giving me a ticket.
Not to mention numerable other things that I don't even want to discuss right now, including the fact that I start college in 11 days and can no longer afford to buy my textbooks.

I've had just near enough of this. If this is your "real world," ladies and gentlemen, YOU CAN FUCKING KEEP IT.